Okay, the cat's out of the bag.  The Heisenburg Principle isn't a real band.  I thought about setting up a Paypal account and see how many suckers I could get to order the band's latest CD, but I've got too much stuff to do to appear in court.

Where did all this come from?  Well, for the last couple of years I've been telling little inside jokes with my friends about this imaginary band and we just keep adding on to the story.  It's been a great deal of fun making up stuff about their hijinks and so eventually I figured "What the heck?  There's already tons of useless stuff on the World Wide Web.  Why not one more site?"

The characters in all of the stories are indeed imaginary and bear no resemblance to any existing persons, living or dead.  Any resemblance  is purely coincidental.  Well, maybe I based a couple of characters after some of my friends and real musicians.  Maybe just a little bit.  I'm not telling.

If you really do have a band called "The Heisenburg Principle" and you've got it trademarked, um, well, whoops. All material is copyrighted by Jeff Holland and may not be reproduced without permission, blah, blah, blah. It's just plain rude to copy people's stuff and claim as yours.  (Shamelessly rippping off material and satirizing it, however...) Don't spit into the wind, cross the street without looking both ways, etc.   Hyperlinks to the site are highly encouraged.  Maybe we can fool some other people about this "hip, cool band" the teens are into.

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